Addison has been talking about college a lot lately (she watched a Blue's Clues where Steve goes off to college). This is just one of the dozens of conversations we've had about it:
A: I'm going to go to college really far away.
M: Oh? But Mommy will miss you.
A: No you won't. Daddy will live with you.
M: Okay. Do you want Chase to go to the same college as you?
A: Yes. I'm going to go to the library first.
M: That's great! Chase, where will you go first - the frat house?
A: I want to go to the crack house.
M: (giggle, giggle)
A: Mommy, after college I'm going to come live with you and I'm going to work and you won't be sad anymore.