I just found this in a note on my phone. It was a cute...and the middle of the night (around 3am)!
Border Guy to Dustin: Whatchya coming to Canada for?
Addison from the backseat: We're going to ride on a boat in Candy-a (Canada).
BG to Dustin: Whose boat?
D: (stalls) Friends. Not sure why he lied - it's his parent's boat. He doesn't do well under pressure!
Addison: I have a lot of friends.
BG: Do you?
Addison: Yeah, Grandpa's my friend. And Mommy. And Bubba. And Daddy. And Chase.....